Appendix L(IGHT): Vanitas, Lightly Annotated Later

Allegory of Charles I of England and Henrietta of France in a Vanitas Still Life
Anonymous Flemish painter, 1670s.


It was interesting to reflect on images and aesthetics that permeated my mind when thinking about the type of fantasy adventures I am drawn to or try to replicate. 

Here are some media that might have been responsible. I wanted to annotate it, maybe later, or perhaps better without comment?

Aeon Flux

The Maxx

Go-Go the Dodo

Farscape

LEXX

Perdido Street Station

The Windup Girl

Saga

Ghost in the Shell

The Bloody Chamber

Black Tongue Thief

The Bloody Chamber

The Magicians

Elric

Farfad & Greymouser

X-men

Salvador Dali

H.G. Giger

Black Moth

Tarot Decks

Bulfinch's Mythology

Clash of the Titans

Lost in Space

Muppet Show

Jim Henson's Storyteller Series

East of the Sun, West of the Moon

Between Two Fires

Legend of Zelda (NES)

Dragon Warrior (NES)

Final Fantasy (NES)

Vermis I & II

Millenium

X Files

Peter Paul Rubens

Vanitas paintings

Darwin's Finches

Early OSR 'Zines

Moebius

Swamp Thing

Dungeon Meshi

Tower Dungeon

Dorohedoro

Sledgehammer Music Video

Don't Worry Be Happy Music Video

TORCHES (6): A RPG Microblog Collection 7


Over on bluesky, Zenopus Archives posts a new favorite Holmes/OD&D house rule: "...that thieves can fire into melee without penalty; i.e. no friendly fire". This is a great rule and keeps positioning thieves as a specialists in combat. While they still could use a spear in the second rank, thief PC could be out of rank acting as scouts/recon- this rule allows them to use that position and further encourages the *risk* of breaking rank.

Death, Taxes, & the City Guard: Blog of Forlorn Encystment summarized some very nice rules buried in the AD&D DMG about the city guard having indentured magic-users, taxes on goods, and highlights that by applying taxes- your PCs will try to find ways around them, which is fun. Also this is an excellent reason to have a thief be connected to a guild- black market downtime. Good to note too His Majesty the Worm incorporates a 50% tax rate for this very reason!

Megadungeon Zine (n.): Casey Garske of Stay Frosty fame has put out a new megadungeon 'zine Oubliette using Google docs, public domain art, and his own pencil art. Two issues so far with "0" being a small player's guide and "1" being the first level of the dungeon. I love this old-school G+ energy. We need some more of it in the space. The early old-school scene has a lot of these sorta 'zines and I try to collect as many as I can. It's a lot of similar energy found in many Appx. N Jam entries.

And speaking of megadungeons, Castle Kelpsprot is being put out by The Dododecahedron. Yet another to check out and apparently it already has hundreds of rooms keyed.

Mouth of Mormo: Speaking of dungeons, Goblin Punch released a new, free dungeon which comes in a highly annotated form filled with DM advice. In particular, I love: In my games, characters are required to have character goals. Why do you adventure? Why risk your life to search for gold in these horrible tombs? Character goals must be something that can be solved with money; otherwise, why is this character an adventurer in the first place?

Speed Dice for Fast Combat: A-new-to-me-blog, Light From the Far Horizon, has an interesting combat system where a weapon's damage die (the speed die) is rolled for the to-hit. If you are a lower roll than your target's roll, you strike them first before they strike you, but armor is ablative. However, two-handed weapons have to roll above the target's speed die. Sheilds get their own speed die, which you have to beat as well to strike. Its seems like a lively and interesting system. 

d666 Dungeon Dressing Table: Who doesn't want a table of "stuff you'd expect to find in a dungeon" to "gonzo/anachronistic mythic underworld bullshit"?



DOWNTIME DEMANDS OF SENTIENT WEAPONS: Or The Care & Feeding of Excalibur

Elric & Stormbringer
by Piotr Jablonski*

Sentient weapons and magic items should be like an annoying NPC

With great power comes a great lists of spurious demands. No matter if the object contains a true soul or is more similar to an arcane AI. Jennell Jaquays had great magic items like Tim the Fish Amulet with a great personality and several items in The Dark Tower, which had their own goals. And of course, Stormbringer is a character all its own in the Elric saga.

To me, a sentient weapon is not human. It understands its own purpose very well and desires to execute above all else, all the time. It finds it very hard to relate to its human welders. If for some reason it can relate, well most likely it was human at some point and that usually means a lot of baggage. I mean just look at vampires- they were once human too.

There can be positive benefits too. It might be that adorning the weapon or building a shrine could attract attention from other factions. Maybe knight errants come to kneel at an alter to the sword and offer a week of service. Maybe when traveling, the PC increases the disposition of neighboring towns towards the party as rumors of the sacred Mirror of Stars- perhaps even the queen seeks to know her baby's fortune.

Below are d20 such demands to be rolled during downtime periods. The request must be performed during the following downtime. If not, roll on the hireling negotiation table. Should they be ignored, a magic weapon will be just +1 and will refuse to perform any but innate functions. After all, the great Sword of the Sky is no mere rapier! Its not meant to just hang about your person like 50' of rope or that thuggish crowbar!

Demands of Sentient Weapons (& Perhaps Of Other Intelligent Objects)

  1. I should be oiled or polished with expensive agents

  2. Fancy display case or scabbard of rare materials

  3. I wish to be paraded

  4. I wish to be better known

  5. I should be utilized 3 times next delve

  6. I desire to walk around in your body, let me possess you

  7. A change in scenery is needed; we should travel to the next town

  8. You must carouse with me; excitement is needed

  9. You should commission a poem about me

  10. I should be housed for a week in a place of worship aligned to my purpose

  11. Your skill is weak- practice with me 1d3 weeks (PC cannot adventure)

  12. The king/lord must hear of my exploits, seek an audience and tell them

  13. Three foes should be struck down by me

  14. You should appreciate my other talents (only use innate or non-combat talents)

  15. You should know my history and place in the centuries, find it!

  16. You only need me and no other protection! (Wear no armor)

  17. Announce me with vigor! (All to-hit attempts are prefaced by a player battle cry)

  18. Your vestments should match my regalness and you should bear my icon.

  19. Your flesh shall rot, I am eternal- designate who shall bear me when you die

  20. You are an adequate bearer, nothing is needed…today.


*Really wish I had picked up these Elric reprints from Centipede Press when I had the chance

THE UR-GODS: Matter, Time, Energy, Thought, & Entropy

In the Rules Cyclopedia, there is a section on anti-magic that explains what is is in terms of RC Basic D&D game. And in that explanation, is brings up that all creatures on the prime material plane are made of four components: matter, time, energy, and thought, but that creatures in the astral plane might lack one of those components. Here is the passage below:


It is interesting here that one could devise a pantheon of gods around these 5 forces. But given that they are so primal and foundational, I view them as the D&D version of the Greek Titans. They are the gods of gods, but more specifically, they are forces that underpin the gods. And I see them as also falling along the Law-Neutral-Chaotic axis presented in basic: Matter & Time (Lawful), Energy & Thought (Neutral), and Entropy (Chaotic). 

So could these be the gods of a campaign? Are these concepts too abstract for players to role-play? And why do they all still allow turn undead?

And I think it might be interesting to consider monster design in terms of taking a vanilla creature and removing one of those 4 forces. Like, what do you get if you take "frog, giant" and remove matter, energy, time, or thought?

NIGHTWICK ABBEY: The Purple Eater of People, Session 124

 


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Previously in Nightwick...

Blossom (Rogue 6)
Mayfly (Magician 6)
Thekla (Magician 5)
Ulf (Magician 5)
Liminal Space (Changeling 5)
Poppy (Fighter 5)
Pataki (Graverobber 4)
Yevgeny the Coward (Cleric 4?)
Felix (Dwarf 1) 

At the Medusa's Head...
The group deliberates on any "unfinished business" on the first level. Meaning, what foul captains of the Pit have not lost their heads to our hands. We settled on one last target- the [REDACTED]

...Then Down to the Abbey...

  • The party had to flip way back to their older maps in order to chat a path through the Abbey's upper works (PC NOTE: mapping works y'all!)
  • The trip should have been easy, but a colony of fungal zombies halted progress but a fireball from the hands of one of the party's many magicians sauted those 'shrooms (PC NOTE: seriously, our party is spellcasters and thieves...and the Dark Country's most beloved being- Liminal)
  • The fungal zombies cause further deliberation since they generally reside on lower levels- is something pushing up? Worrying as these same monsters laid low Sotar, a Cleric of the 4th level (RIP to a real one)
  • We also visited the [REDACTED] to show it off to the new party member and ended up tusslin' with some goat men who had ample coin and a figurine of the Lady (uncorrupted; 500sp)
  • This led us to the lair of our intended target, which is cut off from the rest of the Abbey. We experimented with a few different ways of reaching the beast and found success in rotating magicians out in a tense moment of trying not to die every 3 rounds.
  • In the end we were able to walk away with some new spells, silver, and furniture!
...And back to the Medusa's Head
Together this action clear the first level of all the "hot-spots", but the presence of the fungal zombies might mean we've just cleared space for a new foe to make its home!


TABALDAK'S GEAS: The ICL 2025 Appx. N Jam Entry

 


Last Thursday, I submitted an entry to the 2025 Appx. N Jam! 

The Appx. N Jam was an itch.io contest requiring submissions to be a four-page RPG adventure based on a made-up book title that was randomly assigned. Those titles were of the vein of those old swords & sorcery novels found in the AD&D DMG's Appendix N- the influences for AD&D listed by Gygax.

For a great collection of Appendix N stories, I would like to recommend Appendix N: The Eldritch Roots of Dungeons and Dragons edited by Peter Bebergal from MIT Press.

I was hoping to get a title such as [The Location of the Noun + Noun], like "Crypt of the Red Wizard". This sort of title gives a clear idea about the dungeon and the random encounter table.

Instead, I got "Tabaldak's Geas", which, while it gives a potential antagonist, a "geas" is not a location nor something that could be easily used as a treasure. Furthermore, a geas in the D&D sense often forces the players to do X. For example, in OD&D, running across a wizard stronghold might result in a geas being applied to the party, forcing a task of some sort.

So I decided to combine ideas that had been kicking around for the Appx. N Jam:

  • The idea of the Deck of Many Things has been used as a campaign starter since its often considered a campaign breaker
  • A cult based around mistaking a beholder-kin (which has create food & water) as a bounty-delivering god
  • Try to submit a fairly good-sized dungeon (I hit 23 rooms)

Here is the synopsis I created for the dungeon:

“Who has misfortune thrown into this trap’s jaws?"

Escaping danger, the PCs are trapped in the villa of an inscrutable, unscrupulous, and absent sorcerer, the Lord has gone mad, the Captain is hopeless, the Vizer is obsessed, & the Friar turned heretic...

The only way out rests under the baleful gaze of The Eye!

This 23-room dungeon villa tasks the PCs with finding a way to escape the powerful geas that holds them prisoner. They will have to navigate the dead that the geas won't let rest, hungry familiars angry at their abandonment, candle-wax doves that hate light, and a dream-mad lord stalking the halls. All the while, they will puzzle over the tria prima, bemoan a mask made of cheese, tame a desk with a nasty disposition, and ponder the black lacquor box below the alien monstrosity at the center of the villa.

An adventure for four characters levels 1-2 (or twice as many level 0)

I'll try to do a more specific post-mortem after the Jam is over, but overall, I am very pleased that I was able to create, key, and design an old book cover for the Jam. And look forward to maybe doing it next year or participating in other design contests. Below is the map and random encounter table.


If you are interested in other designs that I've done, please check out the free Designing Dungeons course I co-wrote with Josh, the 2025 SILVER ENNIE (Best Game & Best Rules) award-winning author of His Majesty the Worm


PRACTICAL MAGIC IV: Magical Mentors Are Useful Tyrants



🎨 David Mattingly You know a wizard mentor would teleport into your home, drink all your beer, & eat your snacks

For more in the Practical Magic series

In most editions of D&D, the relationship between NPC mentor and PC magic-user is only vaguely defined and perhaps a missed opportunity for world-building. 

OD&D says nothing about the relationship between a magic-user and a possible mentor. Only noting that MUs should have 1 spellbook per level of magic- one book for level 1 spells, one book for level 2 spells. Looking at the stronghold section, we see that a magic-user is 9-12th level, attended by 1d6 monsters, 1d6 low-level apprentices, and 3d6x10 men-at-arms led by Fighting-man lutients. And importantly is neutral or chaotic but not lawful.

In the Rules Cyclopedia, it is noted a level 9 magic-user with a stronghold will attract 1d6 MU level 1-3 and 2d6 normal people of above-average intelligence who want to become MUs but will quit after 1d6 months- discouraged.

While in the AD&D DMG, a DM is instructed to inform a magic-user player that they have just completed a course of apprenticeship with a master who was of unthinkably high level (at least 6th) and was presented with a spell book containing read magic and 3 other spells chosen by the DM or rolled randomly. And noted later that a MU will gain 1 spell, and only one, upon advancement, and will have gathered others from found scrolls, captured spellbooks, and or learned from other party MUs.

Most of the understanding about this relationship is really a collection of practices and assumptions perpetuated through play culture (and shared media) rather than deeply proscribed in the rulebook. In general, the MU mentor is the source of the starting spellbook, often the source of the MU's new spells, and, occasionally, might be called upon to provide a plot hook or identify a magic item. Or serve some other function under the general heading of "mouthpiece for the DM".

At my own table, I'd like to better clarify the costs and benefits of a mentor because it's an important relationship that the player should be able to understand in a more choice-oriented manner: Should I play apprentice or strike out on my own? If the PC chooses to undergo mentorship, we should contextualize the mentor and the relationship in the game world and beyond someone who just automatically provides spells. For the DM, this is a great opportunity for a connection to the game world and setting, providing another digetic avenue to convey information about the world without a lore dump.

Boons

  • Known spells: The apprentice MU can choose the spell they want to know from the master's book
  • Item identification: The vast knowledge of the master will easily identify most magic items
  • Fully stocked arcane distillery: At level 2, the apprentice MU will be able to make the 7 basic potions: diminution, ESP, growth, gaseous form, healing, invisibility, & levitation
  • Minor wand manufacture: At level 4, the MU will be able to use the facilities to make a wand containing 1d2 levels of spells; can cast in melee; recharge uses a component found in spells
  • Got yourself in a bit of trouble: The mentor will help undo a curse, the effects of poison, or other malady (but not simply heal HP- just sleep it off), however, it comes at a cost below or some other task.

Banes

The mentors are going to want something from each apprentice. They aren't training people in dangerous arcane arts for a hobby. Each week, roll a 1d12 and consult the following table:

1-9 | Your service is not required and you may do as you wish.
10 | Esoteric needs: Mentor desires the gathering of something seemingly innocuous or inconcequential- Touch this amulet to these 3 spots, make rubbings of this relief, or gather dungeon mushrooms from three corpses.
11 | Demands a body: Mentor desires a body for...reasons. It can't be a skeleton, zombie, or rotted corpse. Humanoid is negotiable or might be the specific goal. If the mentor is "chaotic", it might be important that the unfortunate victim is still alive.
12 | Summoned to the tower: You will be required to take a week off from adventuring to help the master with something. On the upside, you get a free roll on the magical carousing table without the expenditure of coin, but you must make a save to avoid a negative outcome.

As the PC gains levels, the mentor might require further activities that take them wider into the wilderness. They might be envoys to fay kingdoms or intelligent monsters. Or have to perform some act on the master's behalf. And if the mentor is chaotic, that act might be an attempt to bump off the apprentice (shrug). Or something as mundane as tax collection. 

It could also be that the mentor wants magic items that a high-level PC is now capable of bringing back.

Insta-Wizard

Let's synthesize the above D&D sources into a unified table to create an interesting NPC mentor that is both a sort of regional lord and an institution. 

And again, ktrey's d100- Mercurial Mentors & Weird Wizards will help kick things off with who or what exactly this mentor is.

To establish a Mentor roll:

  • 1d2 for Cosmic alignment:to determine MU Master alignment: odd- Chaotic even- Neutral
  • 1d4+8 for Sorcerer, Necromancer, or Wizard: equals the level of the Mentor
  • 1d6 for Those who serve: to establish the number of open apprenticeships, the remainder is the number of current apprentices (i.e. a roll of 2 indicates two open spots and 4 other apprentices)
  • 1d8 for Monstrous patronage: to establish the rumored, but never seen, monsters that serve the mentor 1. Chimeras 2. Spirits 3. Dragons 4. Elementals 5. Gorgons 6. Minotaurs 7. Demons 8. Gargoyles; all at # encountered in the wilderness
  • 1d10 for (Mostly) Trusted Right-hands: to establish the number of levels of fighting men serving the mentor; none higher than level 4 (i.e. a roll of 6 indicated six levels of Fighting-men, so one level 4 and one level 2 Fighter)
  • 1d12+2 x10 for Foul Foot-soldiers:to establish the number of men-at-arms (if neutral) or beast-men (if chaotic) that serve the mentor

Reason the Mentor is Left Alone by the Crown & Church

It is foolish of me to list all the ways a mentor might be connected to your setting. However, one question we might want to answer immediately is why the Crown or Church not taken action against someone so dangerous? The results here can simply be a reason OR a seed for a subplot involving attempts by NPC to make the apprentice turn double agent.

Maybe because the wizard:
  1. Defeated the Great Beast of the Fell Swamps
  2. Made a 99-year pact with the Church
  3. Has ensorcelled the Crown- a few advisors suspect something
  4. Killed the last two commanders that tried and keeps a third as a songbird
  5. Threatened the Crown with blight and the Church with plague
  6. Pledged to revive the sleeping prince
  7. Threatened to revive the sleeping princess
  8. Knows the Crown is their bastard child
  9. They keep a secret about an atrocity committed by the Church
  10. Romantic entanglement with the Crown- so spicy!
  11. Keeps the true child of the Royal Family
  12. Helped get the new head of the Church the seat of power
  13. The Fay only observe the Truce if they are alive
  14. The Church requires yearly renewal of a particular set of arcane wards
  15. Is the only one who can read the terms of the demonic licence
  16. Has been building a great War Machine, wanted equally by the Crown & Church
  17. Maintains the undead Council- former rulers & adversaries who give advice to the Crown
  18. Enscorcelled all the animals in the kingdom to go mad upon their death
  19. Is a child of the Pit and their death will bring forth a legion from the Fortress of Rust
  20. Sends nightly dreams that depict terrible outcomes if they are removed

Mentor Example

Elizabeth the Lucky decides to seek a new mentor in the lands of the Rose Swamp. During downtime, the DM rolls: even, 4, 6, 7, 4, 3 + 78 on ktrey's table. And informs Liz the Lucky's player of the following:

Vertel the Absent has achieved mastery in the 12 dynamic orders (magic-user level 12) and concerned with cosmic balance. Which is why the magus is said to have stopped a great dragon from raveging the land not by killing it but by challenging it to a game of dreamland chess- a game which continues to this very day. Folks in the immediate area claim that luck has been upended and all for miles everyone's fate is connected to this game.  Being wholy occupied by this contest, and in accordance with the wizard's great power, no less than 8 spirits who travel to and from the tower on moonless nights doing the great mage's bidding. In addition, a hero (fighter level 4) of renown leads the wizard's personal guard. This captain and guard (50 strong) are said to be the knight and company sent to slay the dragon, but pledged fieldy to the wizard once Vertel's deft solution brought a sudden end to the creature's rampage.

Vertel is willing to accept any who desire apprenticeship along as they first pass through a wall of flame that guards the front door.* And why had the Crown not knocked down the tower? Vertel has threatened the Crown with blight and Church with plague.


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